
This afternoon I had a moment of weakness while driving down Eastern Avenue in Las Vegas, Nevada. I feeling hungry on the way back from a computer store and unfortunately drove by an In-N-Out-Burger. I am actually lying I tried to drive by the place.
2×4 Burger

Description: A “2×4″ is a burger with two beef patties and four slices of cheese. You can also order a “3×3,” a “4×2″ or any other meat/cheese combo your little heart desires. Rumors of a “100×100″ are widespread and thus far unproven. (Yeah, yeah. It’s been proven now. We know. —The Mgmt.) We’d love to see a photo, though.
3-by-Meat Burger

Description: Three beef patties, no cheese. You can pretty much order “any number”-by-Meat.
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“Animal Style” Burger

Description: Mustard-cooked beef patty, additional pickles, extra secret sauce with grilled onions.
“Double-Meat” Burger

Description: A Double-Double without the cheese.
The Flying Dutchman

Description: 2 beef patties, 2 slices of cheese. That’s it. No lettuce. No onions. No bun. No nuthin’.
Grilled Cheese

Description: Cheeseburger without the “burger.”
“Protein Style” Burger

Description: Any burger you want wrapped in lettuce instead of that carbohydrate-laden bun.
Veggie Burger

Description: Hamburger with no burger and double tomatos.
“Extra Toast”

Description: Leaves your bread on the grill a tad longer resulting in “crispy buns,” which is not as dirty as it sounds. Can be ordered with any burger.
Fries: “Animal Style”

Description: French fries with secret sauce, onions and cheese on top.
Fries: “Light”

Description: French fries cooked a little less than normal.
Fries: “Well-Done”

Description: French fries cooked a little longer than normal.
Choco-Vanilla Swirl Shake

Description: Chocolate and vanilla shakes in the same cup. Swirled, not blended.
Lemon-Up

Description: 1/2 Lemonade, 1/2 7-Up. Since they started letting you get your own drinks, you can make this yourself.
Neopolitan Shake

Description: Strawberry, vanilla and chocolcate all swirled together — not blended.
Tea-Ade

Description: 1/2 Iced Tea, 1/2 Lemonade. Since they started letting you get your own drinks, you can make this yourself.
NUTRITIONAL DAMAGE
Double Double 670 calories
Fries 400 calories
Chocolate Shake 690 calories
Total damage 1780 calories 95 fat grams
In conclusion: I am ashamed of myself yet content at the same time.
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